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杩娆℃浠涓璇

棣浠娓涓涓蹇碉涓ㄥ磋烘ョ辫芥spoken English.

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浠澶╂浠ュ父浼璇瑙搴琛ワュ姝ユヨ画

ュ父璇涓瑕璇锛浣涓剧璇锛灏澶х灏娲荤

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绗娉ㄩや杩颁瀹璇涔澶锛渚濡This is a table涔绫伙浠ュ父浼璇负浜娌锛瑕瀛ㄤ慨杈

轰互涓涓逛剧猴浠浠璇锛ュ父浼璇涓濂界锛浠浠璇炬锛ュ父浼璇涓濂界锛浠浠璇锛瀛璇ュ父浼璇杩涓濂姐ｄ浠璇ュ浣瀛

绛寰绠锛惧ㄥ璇涓

浠澶╁氨浠间汉杩涓搴ヤ妇渚璇存ュ父浼璇瀛间汉锛灏辨璇锛涓烘浠堕块瑕奸ｄ娆肩浜恒涓浠濡姝わ浠瑕ㄦ浠跨瑰濮垮匡间浠煎颁浠璇璇淬锛

烘锛浣寰涓濡浠浠you are ugly. 璇娌℃ㄦ椿锛缁病璋涓涓杩帮浼ゅ澶浜涓濡杩疯锛

濡涓涓汉村ぉ锛take selfies锛锛涓瑙寰繁濂界ソ缇澶╁ぉ锛浠ヤ芥澧锛锛浣浠ヨ涔璇达Your face is made for radio.

瀛㈠灏辨浣稿戒靛藉哄０锛涓界杩璇芥浠杩灏锛浣灏浼杩涓缁ㄤ璧凤杩灏辨璇寸灏娲荤ㄣ璁茶璇缁璇ユ钩娣′缁锛faceradio涓や釜璇舵诞ㄥ瀛灏辨筹浼杈炬涓姝ュ颁涓杩涓涓杩颁瀹锛绉璁斤娌淇℃甯告‘锛灏辨间

杩浠ヨ锛Ah, I understand--you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

瀛㈠浜锛浣浠妫电存涓涓ワ涓璺颁

姣涓芥锛浣灏浠杩涔缁锛杩灏辨娲荤ㄣ

fell out of the ugly tree缁哄hit every branch on the way down娉澶涓锛浣灏辨澶涓

杩涓宠薄朵赴瀵瀛锛ㄤ澶稿伙杩

濡浠涓涓汉锛浠や璇you are fat涔澶锛浠浠ヨ

1. You must have to roll over more than a few times to get an even tan.锛涓汉澶崇炕涓娆¤韩灏辨ㄤ锛浣瑕缈诲ソ娆°锛

2. If you weighed five more pounds, you could get group insurance.わ浣涔颁╁氨浠ヤ拱㈤淇╀锛涓涓汉《涓汉濂藉涓

3. The only thing you can fit into at the Gap is the dressing room.( Gap缇界瑁锛浠ュ捐涓哄癸fit into韬dressing room璇琛ｉ达や借璇琛ｉ达浠涔琛ｆ界┛涓杩锛

褰讹濡汉杩涔兼锛涓烘杩涔浜锛浠朵ㄧ镐技瑰煎锛渚濡

Did you ever have boobs?(杩涓℃璇存病璇存锛涓濡瀵规规锋э杩璇浼ゅ涔涓澶澶э浣濡袱涓コ锛杩烘浠ョㄤ锛浣瀵规圭boobs锛骞稿ソ杩涓㈢瀛锛

If you were drowning, I'd totally toss you a Cheerio.锛婧烘按涓ㄦ锛涓涓害灏辫冻浠ャCheerio跨涓峰锛璇风

You must use a Band-Aid as a maxi pad and Chapstick for deordorant.(Band-Aid璐达maxi pad 宸撅ㄥ璐村宸撅chapstick鼎deordorantよ跨涓峰锛

灏变瑙ｉ存寮浜, 涓澶瑙ｇ浠ュ褰朵瑕璧

Stupid:

I don't know what makes you so dumb, but it really works.

If brain were taxed, you'd get a rebate.

Don't get lost in thought--it's unfamiliar territory.

You're so dumb, blondes tell jokes about you.

If you were any smarter, I could teach you to fetch.

I wish I were as smart as you think you are.

Good thing you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.

Smarty-pants: (浜猴浠ョㄤ瀵逛伙

It's lonely at the top, isn't it?

Making other people feel stupid doesn't make you seem smarter.

Do you have to work that hard to be a jerk, or does it just come naturally?

Since your personality acts as a birth control device, you must save lots of money on condoms.

When someone first meets you, they don't like you. But when they get to know you better, they hate you.

You're not even beneath my contempt.

You're the reason God created the middle finger. (杩澶!)

Your father should have pulled out. (璇浣充锛

When you take Viagra, do you get taller? ( 璧锛锛

杩澶锛灏变浜锛甯浣璁颁袱

1. ュ父浼璇瑕ㄨ澧涓涔锛芥灏ㄦ椿锛琛ㄨ揪缁娌瑙

2. 涓瑕规锛宸茬朵

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